When I was drunk and alone on new years eve I noticed a spider in the corner of my kitchen.
So of course I decided to try and kill it with a rocket.
Weapon of choice:
I aimed - and missed. Here´s the collateral damage to my kitchen:
I was kind of bummed that I missed the little bugger. These things should be laser guided!
But yesterday I found him in another corner of the kitchen. All dried up dead and shit like a mummy or John McCain.
So I guess I won in the end?
The moral of this story is: If you're gonna try to kill a kitchen-spider use this:
And lots of them! Better safe than sorry!